the-thought-emporium-imperial:
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HEY BONES! CARD GAMES ON POKEMON!
HEY CROW DIDJA HEAR THAT
CARD GAMES ON POKEMON!
REGIROCK SOUNDS TERRIFYING IF I HEARD THAT OOMPHING I’D RUN 2000000000000000000000 MILES AWAY
jesus fucking christ
Glad I’m not the only one who felt this way because JESUS.
jeepers.
I don’t know why I never made the connection to ancient computers BUT THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT THEY ARE. UNSPEAKABLY OLD ROBOTS.
THATS TERRIFYING AND AWESOME.
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
In the original story he has sex with her while she’s sleeping….sooo….
and snow white is presumed dead and he has sex with her..a dead 14 year old..
in the original story she was nine
YOU’RE NOT HELPING

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
At least nobody is pointing out how homoerotic it is
Shit



